Like ghosts?

Kind of yes! The Sunday Sport generally runs articles on “sex dwarfs” that look like famous people, dogs “bumming” things, people getting things stuck up or in places, politicians doing made up sex things, aliens, and celebrity “sex arse” toys.

They get away with saying a lot of objectionable stuff, and have come in for a lot of criticism (and rightly so), but they are a top tier shit posting rag and have been since the 1980s.

It’s like that shitting machine developed at the University of Michigan which required 411 shits to work a Tootsie Pop through a pair of Levi’s

It’s like that licking machine developed at the University of Michigan which required 411 licks to clean a lightly cummed on Tootsie Pop

I’m sure that would clean up okay, you should definitely buy it.

The server was torn to shreds by raccoons. That’s what I heard.

Indeed, never let “facts” or indeed anything like that get in the way of your opinion and the things you say!

The Most Pathetic Person

I will let her know haha thank you! The nurse at the vets calls her “a model of the cat world”!

Oh no! I hope he got a big hug! My cat was overjoyed that it wasn’t raining this morning, but it is very windy and it really works her up - so I now have a hyper cat, rather than a mad cat, which in practice is not much difference!