purplexed

Same. Every now and then I still reflexively tap my screen to open it.

Having government and rules doesn’t prevent that, so the point is a bit moot

And boats

Thank you for sharing, it is appreciated

Yeah that happens to me a fair bit.

The other one I found myself in, is that something they say reminds me of A, and I think it would be funny if B, so I jump to conclusion C, and then try to make a joke about D, completely skipping past and not even mentioning everything that transpired in my head that lead to E.

Now you must learn the Midwest goodbye and make us proud

Home Owners Association

Sounds like Hunted.

Hamas WAS the ambulance bro, 4 for tires, 3 for the engine, about 18 spray painted for the outside, and 1 to make engine noises

Thank you for pointing it out, I thought I was going crazy