uphillbothways

Need to start launching from Australia at this rate. Maybe then they’ll show up in the correct vertical orientation.

Everyone knows the appropriate solution is drying the device in your microwave.
-brought to you by terrible advice duck or whatever

Really seems like it’s all become so carefully curated and commoditized that the personality and rough edges and accidents that made any of it noteworthy have been hewn away. American culture is populated by what might as well be walking, talking avatars designed solely to billboard for Disney and Nestle and a few big corporate interests. But, wtf do I know. Maybe I’m just too old for this shit.

don’t have a life, don’t have content to post. don’t really need it pointed out. refreshing to forget

Of course not. Rich people are fucking weasels. How do you think they get rich? They weasel the system. They weasel the profits of other people’s productivity. They leave death and chaos in their wake. They lie, cheat, steal and rewrite the rules to suit them.

The M clearly stands for Mahoney.

1st Ed AD&D players when their AC is 70: ☠️

I know this sounds crazy, but hear me out: 2 bed covers. Then, every time it’s time to wash one, as you go to switch 'em, you get her excited about the one that’s been in the closet since last wash. No more sad times.

Bold move assuming we all want to exist.

‘If god really loves you he’ll rape you and leave you pregnant at 14 so you can go give birth in a barn.’