Mastodon is social media where no one comments or likes anything.

It’s like a modern art masterpiece.

They bit my shins.

CHADachusetts completely topping Cucklahoma

It’s time to log off and get a vasectomy

I love Eastern European and Vietnamese women for this very reason.

Because they’re not people. I refuse to accept these garden gnome parasites.

What did Obama and Clinton do in Ukraine to prevent it from staying as a buffer state?

It’s like finding out your favorite YTber touches kids… feels bad man.

Local sheep upset that wolf he voted for has appointed butchers to several cabinet positions

Yes