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Tarring and feathering is usually fatal because it causes 3rd degree burns over your entire body that can’t be cleaned. So, I mean, not too bad. Personally I’d recommend tying them up, stacking tires around them and lighting them the fuck up with gasoline. A bullet to the head is too kind.

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Let them starve for four days before lighting the tires too

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Oh yeah, of course. Maybe break them on the wheel too.

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Somebody like that better be praying I don’t come down with a terminal disease.

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What if we give them some sand to eat on the 3rd day? Coarse of course

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Sand, hot sauce, and laxatives

A gritty, fiery trip from bow to stern

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Organically sourced recycled sand (broken glass that is hammered into little pieces) that are heated up

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What’s the one where you immobilise them in a canoe and feed them way too much milk and honey before leaving them in the sun for the bug to enjoy?

Do that.

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