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13 points

No, that’s Baja blast zero. Diet mountain dew means you’re into gilfs.

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11 points

Actually having sex with women is gay because women are womanly by definition and sex is enjoyable so it means you enjoy womanly things

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8 points

True

Also sometimes womanly things like makeup will rub off on your body. Which is gay. One time I ended up with sparkles all over my chest. Don’t be like me. Don’t be accidentally gay. Stay away from women.

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yeah, especially when they have glitter eyeshadow and such… then you get it all over your body and sometimes it just forms in the shape of a star on your back or something like that, and then there’s no saving you

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