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My job is 15 mountainy miles away, and when I show up drenched in bicycle sweat everyone in the office says I smell bad

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People shouldn’t live that far away from their workplaces. They didn’t used to, before we invented shitboxes.

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I would love to live 5 minutes away from my workplace

But I saved about $300,000 on my mortgage when I bought a more rural house that isn’t near the city/my office building

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If it’s cheaper to live in the middle of nowhere, with water and electricity and internet needing to be piped all that way out there, and the gas bills, and the road wear, then the government has failed. High and medium density housing costs the government less in maintenance, stimulates the economy, and is cheaper to build. Any functioning economy would price those homes cheaper. If you’re saving 300,000 by costing the government all that extra money and polluting the environment, someone fucked up on a colossal scale.

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I saved about $300,000

Sold your own future lol.

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9 points

You could get a decent e-bike?

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“But they’re so expensive, I’m not paying that much for a bike! I’d rather pay 10 times as much for cheap car that’ll sell all my text messages to data scraping companies while polluting the environment and destroying my future.”

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Bro my car cost $4k, has no radio and manual windows, if this 20 year old civic can sell my data, it’s earned it

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You can get an E-Bike or other personal electric vehicle if you want. Eco-friendly, inexpensive, fun, and won’t leave you drenched in sweat.

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That’s the downside bike enthusiasts like to gloss over about - and in summer it doesn’t even have to be mountainous.

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