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Yeah that’s not going to happen.

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14 points

We can dream

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Not if that brain chip malfunctions.

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How would that be worse than the infant idiot we deal with now?

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Stay away from sketchy chips, choom. They can fuck you up real good.

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How crazy would it be tho if we found out he really was an early adopter, had one put it in a decade ago, and that’s why he’s so bat shit now?

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Did kanye west get one too?

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He absolutely will. Granted it’ll be after all the little kinks like meningitis, aluminum poisoning, spontaneous ignition, malicious hacking, eternal nightmare states, blindness, cancer, and cluster headaches are ironed out. 90% death rate, babyyy

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