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Remember: You only frag your CO at the first chance you get if you won’t get any better chances later. Work SMART not HARD
If you learn to cook now, you can get a cooks position and put deadly mushrooms in the food.
Unless they outsource that to McDonalds, which they might
dawg i’m a chef
and also that would be a terrible way to do a murder without getting caught. But I mean I think I would just go in blastin’ at that point, whenever I get a gun and it just feels right y’know
Can you get drafted into the airforce? Dropping bombs on your own military base would be a pretty good way to go
Judging by America’s war on Vietnam, no you’d have to volunteer and they don’t even let volunteer enlisted pukes fly planes.
To add to this, it seems like they only let super chuds fly the planes. I’ve never met someone in the airforce that I didn’t hate immediately.