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92 points

Remember: You only frag your CO at the first chance you get if you won’t get any better chances later. Work SMART not HARD

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49 points

lol if they try to draft me I’m sorry I’m done and so are they

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45 points

If you learn to cook now, you can get a cooks position and put deadly mushrooms in the food.

Unless they outsource that to McDonalds, which they might

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39 points
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dawg i’m a chef

and also that would be a terrible way to do a murder without getting caught. But I mean I think I would just go in blastin’ at that point, whenever I get a gun and it just feels right y’know

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37 points

Can you get drafted into the airforce? Dropping bombs on your own military base would be a pretty good way to go

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33 points

Judging by America’s war on Vietnam, no you’d have to volunteer and they don’t even let volunteer enlisted pukes fly planes.

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20 points

To add to this, it seems like they only let super chuds fly the planes. I’ve never met someone in the airforce that I didn’t hate immediately.

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24 points

Yeah, but not as pilot.

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12 points

Fill the jet with pee pee instead of Jet fuel

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35 points

Solutions oriented, forward thinking.

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Take a tip from al Qassam and wait until a bunch of officers pile into one room for a meeting

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