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92 points

Remember: You only frag your CO at the first chance you get if you won’t get any better chances later. Work SMART not HARD

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49 points

lol if they try to draft me I’m sorry I’m done and so are they

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45 points

If you learn to cook now, you can get a cooks position and put deadly mushrooms in the food.

Unless they outsource that to McDonalds, which they might

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39 points
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dawg i’m a chef

and also that would be a terrible way to do a murder without getting caught. But I mean I think I would just go in blastin’ at that point, whenever I get a gun and it just feels right y’know

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37 points

Can you get drafted into the airforce? Dropping bombs on your own military base would be a pretty good way to go

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33 points

Judging by America’s war on Vietnam, no you’d have to volunteer and they don’t even let volunteer enlisted pukes fly planes.

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20 points

To add to this, it seems like they only let super chuds fly the planes. I’ve never met someone in the airforce that I didn’t hate immediately.

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24 points

Yeah, but not as pilot.

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Fill the jet with pee pee instead of Jet fuel

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35 points

Solutions oriented, forward thinking.

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Take a tip from al Qassam and wait until a bunch of officers pile into one room for a meeting

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87 points
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Its cool how she changed “never again” from referring to genocide to something about terrorists. Really really cool rhetoric right there

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43 points

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33 points

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70 points

To defend the right of Israel to commit genocide.

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4 points

And right to always allow Israel to start wars

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61 points

Highly doubt it. Iran isn’t just Iraq 2.0, they have a large military. Better missiles than the US, even! Doubt the navy wants to see Kaliburs introduce a carrier to the sea floor.

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55 points

Iran should actually cook up some nukes just in case.

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78 points

Remembering that interview with a lib podcast where said something to the effect of “Iran has a moral imperative to obtain nukes” to deter US invasion and it stunlocked the hosts

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57 points

Libya didn’t have nukes, it got fucked, north Korea has nukes it gets treated nicely, idk what you want Iran to take from that

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31 points
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It was this incredible interview with Yahoo News’ podcast

https://youtu.be/leDn52N1nr0?t=252

It is a painful but funny listen, as well as the ep of chapo in which they listen back to and comment on the lib interviewers being insane. These are experienced even prolific lib journalists. The old guy broke a bunch of torture stories in the 2000s. But they are utterly cooked, they are more aghast at them insulting the west wing than the Iran nukes thing

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17 points
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Korean historian Stephen Gowans (sp?) essentially shared this take somewhat apologetically on RevLeft Radio at the end of the interview, saying that the DPRK having developed a substantial stock of nuclear arms is the best case scenario.

My only point of disagreement there is that he said as much gingerly instead of with his whole chest. I suppose standing on business isn’t conducive to being tenured in a shithole western country though.

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I believe that was Felix on the pod Jon’s podcast, Lovett or Leavitt. It was a live recording but the pod Jon edited out a bunch of stuff Felix said for the official release. You can find the crappy raw audio files from the audience though if you look hard enough

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29 points
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There were rumours flying around that they are in testing phases for the blast charges. Once they have these it’s just a matter of adding the enriched part.

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Iran has a top 5-10 military in the world. It depends on how much you weigh being a nuclear power and whether you think Iran has nukes.

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11 points
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Iran loves edging about the nukes; I think they actually don’t have any, but have the materials and expertise to make them very quickly if the need arises. So if they think shit is about to go down they could prolly whip up a couple warheads and put them on whatever nuclear capable launch systems they have, or get some donated by Russia and China.

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8 points

It’s not. But the US seems completely unwilling to rein in Israel/Bibi. I think there’s a very good chance Bibi continues the escalations to war. Once Israel is at war on 4 fronts, I don’t think there’s any way the US doesn’t put boots on the ground. Israel is already low on manpower (they’ve already expanded mandatory enlistment).

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Did you just say Iran has better missiles than the US? In what fantasy world are you living in?

Edit:iraq = iran

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The USA doesn’t have jinking hypersonic missiles. Iran does. So, jot that down.

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Honest question, but anti missile defenses don’t really work (see iron dome) against traditional missiles and there is no effective way to defend against ICBMs. So what’s the value of a low flying, fast missile that can’t be shot down compared to a high flying, slow missile that is cheaper and also can’t really be shot down?

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0 points

America doesn’t disclose it’s capabilities like that. But aiight.

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17 points

No, Iran.

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1 point

Yea phone auto correct

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Iran and Iraq are not the same.

Average .ee user

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1 point

Looks like my phone auto corrected that one.

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In what fantasy world are you living in?

In… in

don’t do this

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1 point

I need something. Gimme an idea of what just happened please.

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man i keep trying to convince my dad to move from iran but he refuses. he lives in some big ass house right next to the caspian sea in a tiny village. you’d think a place like that wouldn’t be bothered by ameriKKKa but i still worry

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67 points
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If I lived in a big ass house next to a sea on my ancestral lands I wouldn’t move either tbh

I hope he stays safe though 💜

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That part of Iran is also very beautiful, it’s a rainforest, with great climate.

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2 points

Lol this made me zoom in on Iran for the first time in my life and I discovered they actually have big forests way up north

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41 points

That will be like the first target after hard military targets because it’ll be the goal of future beachside settler communities

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27 points

get your dad a nuke for christmas

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