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What are some fun ways to prank an asshole neighbor I'm moving away from?

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Not really me. A friend of mine is moving out of state. His neighbor has been a total dick the entire time he’s lived there. Constantly commenting on how my friend’s yard isn’t as good as his. Mean to my friend’s wife and kids for no reason. Just an asshole of a person.

What are some ideas for fun pranks my friend can leave behind?

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jordanlund@lemmy.world
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In the middle of the night, take a bunch of nitrogen fertilizer and lay out a “Fuck You!” message on his lawn. Water it into the ground.

The message won’t appear for months until after you move away.

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NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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Draw a big dick in the lawn

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BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world
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With salt for a delayed and long lasting effect

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BearOfaTime@lemm.ee
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Hahahahah, gold

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Asphalt@lemmy.ml
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How does it’s science work? Can you elaborate.

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RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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Just makes grass grow greener and faster where the fertilizer has been placed. Put too much down and it will “burn” the grass and kill it.

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GBU_28@lemm.ee
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Magnets

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