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Dutch rule(files.catbox.moe)

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flamingos-cant@feddit.ukOP
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When the only thing neuken me in my keuken is life. 😔

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eldain@feddit.nl
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Kutleven!

(The Dutch attach genitals or diseases to words to turn them into swearwords. This one is often used for “shit life” but it literally means “vagina life” which I find very fitting and ironic in this context)

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Nightwatch Admin@feddit.nl
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cunt life would be better. Even more correct: a cunt’s life , ie a very bad life.

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eldain@feddit.nl
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I took into account that OP’s domain is from the UK, where everybody calls each other a cunt and therefore lifes a cunt’s life by default.

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Nightwatch Admin@feddit.nl
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To add a few more examples:

  • zakkenwasser (sack/bollocks washer, an asshole)
  • lul-de-behanger ([mister]cock-the-wallpaperer, also translates to asshole)
  • lullen (dicking/cocking, talking nonsense)
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Wild Bill@midwest.social
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this sounds funny bc keuken sounds like dick in swedish

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randomsnark@lemmy.ml
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And kök looks like cock in English, so we’ve come full circle (I know it’s not pronounced that way)

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