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To be fair, the queen was in her late twenties, Snow was in her tweens, and the mirror was but one pedophile inside the kindom of pedophiles.

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… THAT … was always my take as well. Just, wtf, Disney?

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That story is at least 120 years older than Disney’s implementation. In the original the huntsman brought back Snow White’s supposed lungs and liver which the queen then ate.

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Right, so it has fuck-all to do with Disney’s version. They had no reason to make it so the biggest apparent differences between the queen and Snow White were age and malice, but most overtly, age.

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Queen: “Whos the hottest chick in the land?”

Mirror: “IDK this pretween I guess”

Literally everyone:

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