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From what I remember, the Mirror on the Wall never said she was ugly, just that Snow White was “the fairest of them all,” or “the prettiest/most beautiful one of them all.” She could have been pretty still, just not the prettiest.

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“Hey mirror, isn’t that girl like 12?”

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Well it didn’t say it was the most bangable of them all

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How old is that mute chick prince Erik is trying to bang groom?

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16, iirc. Comes up in one of the arguments with her father. To be fair to that movie in particular, the ending wasn’t “and then they banged”, but more, “at some point, they got married”

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13 points

Mirrors care not for number of revolutions around the sun

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11 points

Mirrors care not for the number of bars in their cell

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35 points

Second place is the first loser, as they say

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“Second place gets bottom shelf dick,” as my grandmother was fond of saying.

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(His grandfather never actually won anything, didn’t need to, he just kept his penis on the top shelf in the local bar - he figured out how to win at life)

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7 points

If you’re not first, you’re last

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What if you’re the only one around?

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The mirror says most beautiful/pretty in the original german.

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Also, one of the moral points the fairy tale is making, is the fact that the queen is ugly inside.

The mirror also states that she is the most beautiful “here” but that Snow White “beyond the seven mountains” is “a thousand times more beautiful”. Really rubbing it in, that mirror.

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Fair is just an old way of saying beautiful

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Fair enough

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Wasn’t the queen supposed to be the second most beautiful in the land though?

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To be fair, the queen was in her late twenties, Snow was in her tweens, and the mirror was but one pedophile inside the kindom of pedophiles.

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… THAT … was always my take as well. Just, wtf, Disney?

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That story is at least 120 years older than Disney’s implementation. In the original the huntsman brought back Snow White’s supposed lungs and liver which the queen then ate.

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Right, so it has fuck-all to do with Disney’s version. They had no reason to make it so the biggest apparent differences between the queen and Snow White were age and malice, but most overtly, age.

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Queen: “Whos the hottest chick in the land?”

Mirror: “IDK this pretween I guess”

Literally everyone:

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See also: Lana Parrilla in Once Upon a Time

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“fair” means pale-skinned and her name is Snow White…

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That’s the queen from Snow White though. The girl didn’t mix potions.

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They’re saying that the question the witch asks is “who is the fairest ?” which does not mean “the most beautiful”

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