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If at 53 I’m sending tweets like this to female celebrities half my age, please humanely euthanise me at your earliest convenience. For my sake as much as everyone else’s.

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For you, I’ll allow humane. For Leon…I don’t know if I care to do quality control. Maybe I’ll let him do it himself.

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16 points

Leon Minsk.

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I was trying to think of funny sounding last names to pair with Leon but I just can’t top Musk.

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5 points

Anybody know what happened to John C. Woods? That’s the guy I want running the job

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6 points

The French had a brilliant device just for that…

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I hope I have a friend with the moral rigor to shoot me if I ever tweet something that cringe at his age.

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