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Well, technically he didn’t say anything about having sex. Maybe he was thinking about kidnapping a child and giving him/her to her. 🤔

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Hmmm. Press X to doubt

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8 points

All this dude does is pop out kids with different women. He’s got, what…12 now? With Wilson, Grimes, Zilis and a surrogate. Why the hell do women bother and get ditched with his kids to take care of? He’s like some bored prince screwing the servants and leaving bastards everywhere. I mean, is he gay? Not criticizing anything about being gay…but his inability to form any lasting relationships with women might indicate something.

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5 points

Nah, he’s just a massive narcissistic cunt bag.

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1 point

He is giving Nick Cannon a run for his money

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7 points

I’ll fuck you good, I’ll fuck you real good, baby. Best 12 seconds of your life. And I’ll kill your cats.

-Elon Musk

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302 points

Is Elon threatening to rape Taylor?

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158 points

He honestly thinks women want his sperm and not just his money. What a narcissist he is.

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10 points

He’s got some weird things about fathering children. That story about him wanting to donate his sperm to Mars settlers was just too bizarre.

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8 points

Elon Musk is very likely a supporter of eugenics and since he’s also a narcissist who thinks he’s better than everyone else, it makes sense that he’s obsessed with spreading his genes.

Just remember to conveniently ignore actually raising those kids, and those who happen to not fit his mold of what a person should be like (e.g. if they happen to be trans or see through a modicum of his bullshit)

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78 points

It wouldn’t surprise me if Elon unironically agrees with Trump that if you’re famous they let you do it.

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2 points

Shouldn’t that be ‘if you’re rich’ so they can turn around and sue?

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31 points

Sounds like a threat to me

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28 points

She definitely isn’t going to consent to being impregnated by Elon so the only conclusion is that he will rape her to get her pregnant. Whether he intended to threaten her with rape or not, he is threatening her with rape.

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11 points

Maybe he’s misunderstood. Maybe another one of his children doesn’t agree with him and he wants to get rid of it. He’ll take the cat in exchange. A somewhat understandable offer.

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4 points

Yes

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3 points

His name is Leon.

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2 points

Leon Umsk?

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-10 points

Obviously not, what are you on?

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Caffeine and a sense of humor.

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260 points

If at 53 I’m sending tweets like this to female celebrities half my age, please humanely euthanise me at your earliest convenience. For my sake as much as everyone else’s.

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48 points

For you, I’ll allow humane. For Leon…I don’t know if I care to do quality control. Maybe I’ll let him do it himself.

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16 points

Leon Minsk.

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I was trying to think of funny sounding last names to pair with Leon but I just can’t top Musk.

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5 points

Anybody know what happened to John C. Woods? That’s the guy I want running the job

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6 points

The French had a brilliant device just for that…

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4 points

I hope I have a friend with the moral rigor to shoot me if I ever tweet something that cringe at his age.

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