This is a classic but I had to make sure it was in this community.
So when was walking invented 🤔🤔
Nancy Sinatra created a new pair of boots and when her boss asked what purpose they served, she had a full song and dance prepared to pitch her idea.
Interestingly when he died he donated his body to be made in to crisps (or chips if you like guns).
I think you’re in the minority here, I’ve never heard them called crisps outside of British areas