This is a classic but I had to make sure it was in this community.
So when was walking invented 🤔🤔
Interestingly when he died he donated his body to be made in to crisps (or chips if you like guns).
I think you’re in the minority here, I’ve never heard them called crisps outside of British areas
Nancy Sinatra created a new pair of boots and when her boss asked what purpose they served, she had a full song and dance prepared to pitch her idea.
This is a myth. Running was invented by Nike in the 90’s to sell more shoes.
This is a myth too. All of human history was invented in 2020 to make people think a time before covid19 existed
This sounds like a fact straight out of Discworld, as explained by one of the wizards.
No, you’ve got it all wrong, flying was invented when someone tripped, fell, got distracted, and forgot to land.
fun fact: jogging as an acriviry was said to have been invented by Jeremy Bentham, the famed philosopher who’s had his body stuffed and preserved at University College London.
he apparently called it “post-prandial circumgyration”.
(thanks, the unbelievable truth.)