This is a classic but I had to make sure it was in this community.

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No, you’ve got it all wrong, flying was invented when someone tripped, fell, got distracted, and forgot to land.

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all you have to do is try to hit the ground and miss!

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Nah that’s just floating. Haven’t mastered that one yet

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Low Quality Facts

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A community dedicated to the lowest quality facts.

While the community is named after the mastodon account Low Quality Facts it is not required to post related to that account. As long as the post is low enough quality, it belongs in this community.

A low quality fact could be a few things:

  • Something blatantly untrue but stated as a fact
  • Something true but stated in a way that makes it sound made up
  • Something so blatantly obvious it doesnt need to be said at all.

Examples:

“Louis Armstrong stored jelly beans in his trumpet, which he would discreetly eat during his performances.”

“If you took a persons digestive system and stretched it out end to end, it would hurt a lot.”

“Whales are notoriously bad trumpet players.”

Posts can be in whatever form best displays the low quality fact.

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1: Be civil. No racism or any of that non-sense

2: Only low quality facts!

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