According to the Australian Federal Police, a then-32-year-old man from Western Australia was disruptive on a flight headed from Perth to Sydney. As a result, the plane had to turn around and go back to Perth, which meant that the pilot was forced to dump some fuel to land.

Now, the passenger has been ordered to pay $8,630 AUD ($5,806 USD) back to the airline to cover the cost of the wasted fuel. The Perth Magistrate Court also fined him $6,055, meaning that his mid-air misbehavior has a total price tag of $11,861 – likely many times higher than whatever h

You are viewing a single thread.
View all comments View context
28 points

They could cure a lot of it, if they stopped serving alcohol in the terminals or on the plane.

permalink
report
parent
reply
24 points

Do you want mass murder? Because taking away a republican’s right to get drunk and express their anger for not being served first is unconstitutional, and against the principles in which this country was founded. Liberty and justice for me.

permalink
report
parent
reply
33 points
*
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply
26 points

What’s the point of taking a vacation if I don’t get to send my coworkers pictures of my airport mimosa as they’re clocking in at 8am?

permalink
report
parent
reply
13 points

please do not cut off your hands and throw them at me in a drunken rage.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Daba dee, daba di.

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

Eh… Alcohol doesn’t care about party lines

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

Tell that to the Conga! CHECKKKMMATEEE!!!

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Alcohol doesn’t care about party lines

But it does flow downhill.

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

But then how would I get my breakfast beer? Only at an airport do you get the plausibility of being accustomed to a different time zone.

In all seriousness though, this is the classic “blame the person or the tool” argument.

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

I had a layover in Midway at maybe 7:30am once. Everyone — and I mean everyone — was drinking. Like, are you going to get the shakes between security and boarding?

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

Yes?

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

Alcohol is the only way to survive the terribleness that is air travel, until such a time that weed vending machines become available in airports, or air travel becomes less shitty. The latter will never happen. Former inside of a decade.

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

It’s pretty much a ritual of mine to be and stay hammered most of my travel day.

Chug most of a half pint of liquor in the parking garage, double of Johnnie Walker Black for pretty much every hour I’m in the airport, order some mini bottles (or carry on my own) on the plane, sleep until my destination, and then do whatever it is I’m doing that day.

But then, I handle my alcohol extremely well (and have the red hair gene that makes you less susceptible to its effect and process it more quickly). So I don’t really get in trouble.

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

Scotch-in-your-3-1-1-bottles team, unite!

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

the red hair gene that makes you less susceptible to its effect and process it more quickly

Shit. That’s my wife’s secret weapon. I’m only a half (‘stealth’) ginger, but she’s - how do I say this? - full-on ginger. Green eyes, gorgeous flamin’ hair, and now probably this.

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

This only works for shorter flights, but you can eat an edible before you go into the airport. I reccomend one that you’ve tried before the flight so you know how high you’ll get and how long it’ll last.

permalink
report
parent
reply
0 points

Sadly, Edibles aren’t legal all around the world.

We aren’t there yet.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Alcohol is the only way to survive the terribleness that is air travel

…is it?

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points
*

They’ll never do that. Drug dealing is too lucrative and alcohol is the western world’s favorite poison.

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

As a person who likes to drink a beer to take the edge off, meh.

You don’t need alcohol or drugs to be a disruptive asshole.

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

You don’t need alcohol or drugs to be a disruptive asshole

But it makes it easier. It’s like a cheat code for dickhead, and bonuses stack with maga hat, tobacco of any kind, dodge ram keys or any clothing without sleeves.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Sin pays.

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

typo was actually cure

permalink
report
parent
reply
-1 points

Wow just directly parroting one corporate airlines solution to the hell that is airline travel? If they’d instead suggested that they fill the plane with knockout gas to put the passengers to sleep, would you be suggesting that here instead?

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

You can’t drink in a museum.

You can’t drink at a park.

You can’t drink in a lot of public places.

Why’s that?

Because people can’t act like fucking adults and so this has been banned in public places.

An airplane is a public place. It’s a close quarter public place, where when one person fucks up, it fucks it up for the whole plane.

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

Bars and restaurants are public places too. What’s the difference? Airline travel is stressful since people are now treated like cattle in a high security area. Banning alcohol sales just means that normal people won’t drink at the airport while the people with problems will chug shooters before getting to the airport and be drunk all the same.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point
*
  1. Museums have Night events where they serve beer. There’s three of them happening in my city this month at a Art Museum, science Museum, and a Arboretum. Wine is often at gallery showings.

  2. Depending on your state laws, You may be able drink at a public park. Review your States laws. Many forbid open containers.

  3. Review your state laws. Again, it “depends”. In New Jersey, you are allowed to drink in public.

Because people can’t act like fucking adults and so this has been banned in public places.

Again not true. Millions of people drink responsibility. If your statement was correct, then every single bar would be a haven for violence and destruction. Yet most cities are now allowing CHILDREN into bars and converting them into family friendly establishments.

I’m not Pro-alcohol - it’s literally poison for your body to give you a pleasant reaction. But Jesus Christ, if you’re going to use blanket statements, do some research. This is the same line of thinking as “DRUGs is BAAAAAAD”. Like no?

permalink
report
parent
reply

News

!news@lemmy.world

Create post

Welcome to the News community!

Rules:

1. Be civil

Attack the argument, not the person. No racism/sexism/bigotry. Good faith argumentation only. This includes accusing another user of being a bot or paid actor. Trolling is uncivil and is grounds for removal and/or a community ban. Do not respond to rule-breaking content; report it and move on.


2. All posts should contain a source (url) that is as reliable and unbiased as possible and must only contain one link.

Obvious right or left wing sources will be removed at the mods discretion. We have an actively updated blocklist, which you can see here: https://lemmy.world/post/2246130 if you feel like any website is missing, contact the mods. Supporting links can be added in comments or posted seperately but not to the post body.


3. No bots, spam or self-promotion.

Only approved bots, which follow the guidelines for bots set by the instance, are allowed.


4. Post titles should be the same as the article used as source.

Posts which titles don’t match the source won’t be removed, but the autoMod will notify you, and if your title misrepresents the original article, the post will be deleted. If the site changed their headline, the bot might still contact you, just ignore it, we won’t delete your post.


5. Only recent news is allowed.

Posts must be news from the most recent 30 days.


6. All posts must be news articles.

No opinion pieces, Listicles, editorials or celebrity gossip is allowed. All posts will be judged on a case-by-case basis.


7. No duplicate posts.

If a source you used was already posted by someone else, the autoMod will leave a message. Please remove your post if the autoMod is correct. If the post that matches your post is very old, we refer you to rule 5.


8. Misinformation is prohibited.

Misinformation / propaganda is strictly prohibited. Any comment or post containing or linking to misinformation will be removed. If you feel that your post has been removed in error, credible sources must be provided.


9. No link shorteners.

The auto mod will contact you if a link shortener is detected, please delete your post if they are right.


10. Don't copy entire article in your post body

For copyright reasons, you are not allowed to copy an entire article into your post body. This is an instance wide rule, that is strictly enforced in this community.

Community stats

  • 14K

    Monthly active users

  • 22K

    Posts

  • 548K

    Comments