- Dying of heatstroke in the summer due to global warming and not having an air conditioner in your fifty-year- old rental apartment that costs £5 million on the market
- Freezing to death in the winter because the Labour government just cut your fuel allowance
- Cheering with your mates every time migrants drown crossing the Channel
- Burning to death in a tower block due to the complete negligence of every single responsible party
- Being so transphobic that your family can no longer be around you
- Waking up every morning and not taking to the streets to overthrow the inbred hereditary aristocracy that rules over you
Like a solid two thirds of this is literally just the author taking a fucking walk and making up nonsense about various fast food/grocery store things or looking at tourist destinations to reference.
Genuine masterclass in churning out bullshit in a single day, impressive. The British must absolutely execute this little bastard in public, give him an honorary CIA journalism award treatment.
- getting fancy snacks from an overpriced chain
- travelling all over the worst anglo holiday spots in south/east europe to get drunk and be a dickhead (but ironically)
- going out in your hometown to get drunk and be a dickhead (but fancily)
- having a phrasy phrase with your matey mates
yep, it’s middle class anglo time