• getting fancy snacks from an overpriced chain
• travelling all over the worst anglo holiday spots in south/east europe to get drunk and be a dickhead (but ironically)
• going out in your hometown to get drunk and be a dickhead (but fancily)
• having a phrasy phrase with your matey mates

yep, it’s middle class anglo time

“it’s impossible to experience not existing, therefore it’s impossible to experience being dead, therefore the you that is you will never die”

“it’s impossible to experience being dead, so your final moment will just be like falling into a black hole and never reaching it”

I wonder if these were some sort of fake NES/SNES/Mega Drive minis or just handheld emulation devices in general

the most common ones i’ve seen are

1: game boy that is actually an NES emulator with 999 games on it (with a usb port you can plug a fake NES controller into and play 2P)

and 2: the bar/coffee shop version which is a small arcade machine with two sticks and two buttons and is usually an NES or SNES emulator with a game selection screen. this one sometimes has qr codes to scan and pay with weixin/alipay before you can play

the gerontologic treatment! the side benefits include living for 500+ years and only remembering the last 150

we had a plasticky thing that you had to neatly fold around the inside of the cover of the book. there was also one that was self adhesive, you pulled the thing from the backing sheet and then stuck it to your book.

and yes as soon as you got your books you had to wrap them up

this reminds me of when some western propaganda news showed pictures of people allegedly killed in xinjiang (?) and one photo was Andy Lau

daniel dae kim as kim is borderline racist or something because they have nothing in common besides being korean/fantasy korean-new worlder, and having “kim” in their name. it would be like casting harry styles as tequila sunset

imagine when you throw away the equivalent of a couple of normal people’s lifetime savings on some bullshit and now you can’t retire early and have to break your back for five more years at your job of owning a country club

a rizzler is wot a inglish bloke rowls a spliff wif innit

unironically embargo all countries that kill whales. obliterate the yen. make faroers (?) eat nothing but potatoes until they stop having weekly blood rituals and have a normal society. make norway unable to access their precious oil.

i thought we solved this in the 90s but apparently there are fuckheaded nordics and japanese that read moby dick and thought it was too soft on the whales

free all eco terrorists