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Anon falls in love(sh.itjust.works)

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rbn@sopuli.xyz
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Who else was waiting for the plot twist? I thought she dumps him because his voice sounds like a drowning pig in panic or so… :'D

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Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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After my girlfriend gained the ability to smell, she dumped me. She hates roses now though

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rbn@sopuli.xyz
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How do you suddenly gain that ability? Are there implants for smell as well? Or did they extract some lego bricks that she stuffed up her nose as a kid?

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Match!!@pawb.social
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might’ve recovered from long COVID

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stebo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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it’s a rare wholesome greentext

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AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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I misread the first twist as “she’s dead” and thought anon’s love life just took a turn for the worst.

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Disgracefulone@discuss.online
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Missed a perfect opportunity to say something like “prancing pig in a panic”.

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umbrella@lemmy.ml
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or it was some stupid pun all along

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