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AITAH?(lemmy.zip)

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SynonymousStoat@lemmy.world
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In a row?

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Valmond@lemmy.world
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Nah in a column.

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DreamButt@lemmy.world
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No simultaneously

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ceenote@lemmy.world
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Just bring her lasagna at work. She’ll get over it.

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BarqsHasBite@lemmy.world
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Until her fashion designer ex shows up.

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BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee
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theres a million fine lookin women out there

not all of them bring you lasagna at work…most of em just cheat on you

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neatchee@lemmy.world
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I’m not even supposed to be here today!

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ϻеƌųʂɑ@sh.itjust.works
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Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

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jballs@sh.itjust.works
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Hey get back here!

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CptEnder@lemmy.world
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I wasn’t even supposed to be here today!

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djsoren19@yiffit.net
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It’s written almost as if he did it the night before the wedding, which would be an impressive trick for a bachelor party.

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evidences@lemmy.world
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There was that one episode of the dropout show breaking news where we find out grant blew 50 dudes in one night at a warehouse party in New York, 100 in a single night would be next level.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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Supposedly the wife of the emperor Claudius had a contest with a prostitute to see how many men each one of them could fuck within 24 hours.

(It was probably just propaganda, but it was in I, Claudius anyway.)

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Olhonestjim@lemmy.world
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I mean impressive, but not unachievable.

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