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46 points

At least it’s not lethal injection 🙃

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42 points

Yeah obligatory reminder that there’s no clean way to kill

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38 points

Idk, the guillotine is a egalitarian way at least. The world could use a whole lot more guillotines.

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22 points

Oh very true. But of the currently available methods I think I’d prefer decapitation to anything else except nitrogen or similar inert gas

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35 points

Look into the recent gas executions in America, they are horribly botched. People writhing and coughing for minutes before dying.

Beheading sounds solid, living for a moment as just a head seems more interesting than suffocating for minutes.

Might I suggest some alternatives?

Perhaps being tied to a lightning rod on a blimp as you sail through a storm cloud? Or maybe a forced march through a minefield? Polevault into a volcano? MMA match against a bear, with winner gaining their freedom?

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12 points

There’s always the chance that you remain conscious for a while as a disembodied head though, which is why I choose high explosives

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10 points

I don’t get it. Why not just get shot to the back of the head, quick and simple? It’s always been the most humanitarian and simple solution for fascists, and I feel like it’s probably not a bad way to go for myself.

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17 points

just throw me in front of a concrete wall and shoot me please. It’s such a vibe

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At least? Injection at least theoretically can be quick and painless with the right chemicals, we do it for pets with little problem. Beheading leaves the bodyless head alive for a couple seconds.

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16 points

The chemicals they use for pet euthanasia are different than lethal injection for human execution

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