See, if you’re in the room I think you’re in, I think I would vote for the toilet.
3 points
TP actually makes an awesome and really inexpensive kleenex or napkin alternative
Toilets are effective at pushing shit, piss and vomit into the sewer while preventing sewer gases from entering your home, and they also double as chairs when not in excremental use. You can also use a toilet to repair the mental defects of a billionaire if you drop it from high enough, I don’t think toilet paper functions in that way.
2 points
All I’m saying is that I found the extra-restroom utility of TP when I had a sinus infection.
