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Source on point 2 ?

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I, uh, errr, uhhhhh…

Motions vaguely at the four-legged animals

They’re just different, trust me, okay???

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I dunno, I’ll have to do my own research on this one, my third cousin’s dog walkers nephew’s barber said he read a tweet declaring they were actually the same animal, just one ate more as a youth and has an accent due to the weight.

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Horse is the male, cow is the female. Just like dogs and cats.

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White cows make normal milk, brown cows make chocolate milk. That’s just science

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