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Chapelle Roan gets shot on stage, the bullet bounces off her armor and hits Donald Trump. He dies but gets resuscitated.

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He shits himself and his supporters drop all remaining pretense and declare him the literal Messiah.

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does getting your armor dented count as a wardrobe malfunction? this could be a two for one

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That was the point of my joke. I mean, if after getting hit, the straps failed and the chestplate fell down, it would be a malfunction.

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It misses but he pretends to die poorly, and stands backup proclaiming god sent him back. Whitehouse merch sales skyrocket.

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