85 points
- Donald Trump declares peace in the Middle East, despite ongoing Israel attacks
- Steven Seagal stars in patriotic Russian film as personal favour to Putin
- FCC attempts to shut down MSNBC on grounds of unpatriotic reporting
- Another ship gets stuck in the Suez Canal.
- European countries start national stockpiling of olive oil.
39 points
European countries start national stockpiling of olive oil.
The average european already does that.
12 points
5 points
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For how many years do you stockpile? I try to buy a yearly supply and often get overflow from one year to the next.
43 points
I am interested in the rare slime. Where do I subscribe to rare slime facts?
9 points
9 points
26 points
Chapelle Roan gets shot on stage, the bullet bounces off her armor and hits Donald Trump. He dies but gets resuscitated.
17 points
6 points
does getting your armor dented count as a wardrobe malfunction? this could be a two for one
4 points
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25 points
Mpox and Bird Flu go big and a giant sign appears in the sky, “The planet’s anti parasite medications will continue until fever symptoms subside.”
8 points
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23 points
The queerbaiting one is already a half point and it’s still not 2025 yet.
5 points