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When your ā€œgirlfriendā€ still has Hinge as her last name on your phone šŸ‘€

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Is ā€œhingeā€ supposed to mean something?

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Hinge is a popular dating app. People (including me) will first add someone to their contacts list with the app you matched on as their last name.

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Fascinating; never heard of it.

I gave up on dating sites a decade ago because they donā€™t work. Only ever found love the natural way. Plenty of Fish even put me in their special club because apparently Iā€™m more attractive than the average person. Still never got a single message in my inbox. No replies ever, either.

Whatā€™s online dating like? Whatā€™s it feel like to actually get a match? Iā€™m married now so Iā€™ll never use them again.

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How else is he gonna tell her apart from Marissa Tinder?

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Man, if thatā€™s her real name, the spoonerism is just too much.

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Spicy!

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What if that really is her last name lol?

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Probably just saying ā€œIā€™ll change it laterā€ every time itā€™s noticed, probably

EDIT: Forgot to add a second probably. Wait, thatā€™s probably the third. Fuck.

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