Sources say she was playing tic tac toe just before falling down a flight of marble steps.
Stairs are unfortunately non ideological and fuck up lots of older people who aren’t evil too. We could genuinely do with less stairs, accessibility is of course one thing but injuries are another. Stairs aren’t an uncommon cause for people not being able to use stairs again. I’ve taken some bad spills before on stairs that would have for sure killed or paralyzed me if I were older.
Class war is not without its collateral damage. The ruling class are mostly boomers, vulnerable to the traps laid by comrade stairs. Once the revolution is won, we shall honor the martyrs and celebrate their great sacrifice.
Edit: /j just in case its not obvious