Sources say she was playing tic tac toe just before falling down a flight of marble steps.

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32 points

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51 points

hoping for a swift end to her suffering

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Hoping for a slow and horrible end to her suffering

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16 points

I can get on board with horrible but the world will be a better place once she’s no longer in it

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14 points

You can cram a lot of suffering into a small amount of time so it doesn’t take long. It’s kinda like a Dirac delta function.

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There’s no world where the party replaces her until she’s in the ground though, we saw that with Feinstein. So the longer she’s laid up and suffering, the longer no one is using that office to do evil I guess?

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I just hope she ends.

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21 points

in a die evil ghoul sort of way. to be clear

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A swift reunion with Brian Thompson, one of her beloved insurer buddies

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35 points

Comrade stairs strikes again 🫡

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24 points

Stairs are unfortunately non ideological and fuck up lots of older people who aren’t evil too. We could genuinely do with less stairs, accessibility is of course one thing but injuries are another. Stairs aren’t an uncommon cause for people not being able to use stairs again. I’ve taken some bad spills before on stairs that would have for sure killed or paralyzed me if I were older.

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Class war is not without its collateral damage. The ruling class are mostly boomers, vulnerable to the traps laid by comrade stairs. Once the revolution is won, we shall honor the martyrs and celebrate their great sacrifice.

Edit: /j just in case its not obvious

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10 points

When you survive the pungi pit only to.gwt owned by stairs.

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2 points

Stairs are more dangerous than elevators. They do make for good cardio though!

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31 points

Who the fuck plays tic tac toe? If 2 adults are playing and not getting a draw each time they are not skilled enough tactician to lead anything let alone a country. Anyway, hope the fall kills her.

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27 points

I was just doing a bit from when she was talking during the Tiktok hearings. https://xcancel.com/HowardMortman/status/1767908520865738869

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20 points

Well that was a sentence.

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Sources say her first words upon resuscitation were “I fell tic tac toever.”

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Down D. Stairs is real

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