But what about that elitist Dijon mustard he put on his hamburger? That was a real travesty.
Telling a voter that to help climate change at a very small individual level they could make sure their car tire PSI is up to the recommended level.
Then Republicans said that that was “Obama’s foreign policy”.
Or how about when they pretended “lipstick on a pig” was a slight to Palin?
Or how about when they forced him to reaffirm “In God We Trust” on the money.
Or how about Michelle Obama just fucking existing and claiming she’s a man.
Fuck all of them.
They freaked out because of the choice of leaf in his salad! (Arugula) That obviously makes him the Antichrist.
And dijon is the superior mustard. It’s just further proof that some people have more money than sense and just want what they’ve always had.