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If you are an adventurer, the one trick to avoiding being eaten by a dragon is to wear a pineapple hat, dough shoes, tomato pants and a cheese shirt. Dragons are known to be quite the gatekeeper, and will refuse to eat the pineapple pizza adventurer.

Same goes if you have cheese undergarments, dough pants and a tomato hat as a Chicago style adventurer

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Risky move if you’re taking on an Ice Dragon… it might be Canadian. We love our pineapple pizza.

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Super friendly, pineapple pizza loving, Canadian dragons are alright by me…

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