46 points

A friend showed me once a video of someone building fireproof armor out of a pineapple.

In an alternate universe, Byzantium conquered half the world, and the other half is fending off greek fire using pineapple shields.

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34 points

hopefully pineapple can get at least honorary pizza topping status for this so this bullshit debate can end already

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17 points

Agreed, but only the part that can withstand the iron ball, so you all have to start putting pineapple skin on your pizzas.

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Still acidic, adds some chew and good fiber?

Bring it.

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14 points

If you are an adventurer, the one trick to avoiding being eaten by a dragon is to wear a pineapple hat, dough shoes, tomato pants and a cheese shirt. Dragons are known to be quite the gatekeeper, and will refuse to eat the pineapple pizza adventurer.

Same goes if you have cheese undergarments, dough pants and a tomato hat as a Chicago style adventurer

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11 points

Risky move if you’re taking on an Ice Dragon… it might be Canadian. We love our pineapple pizza.

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5 points

Super friendly, pineapple pizza loving, Canadian dragons are alright by me…

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6 points

I enjoy an occasional Hawaiian pizza.

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22 points

“And the Pineapple Knight did slew the fire-breathing dragon.”

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14 points

“And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu—”

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10 points

“Skip a bit, Brother.”

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Sauce: https://x.com/WomaninRedx/status/1790903290131079661

Also, don’t do pineapple armour, kids; this happens due to a Leidenfrost effect. The ball is hot enough to instantly vapourise water from the skin, insulating it with a thin layer of vapour. A less hot ball would damage it more, and so would fire.

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Oh yeah, pineapples have always been associated with toughness.

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