I had an old friend who showed up to the office naked. He was a local legend for his stunts. He walked in and sat down. The dude behind the desk asked him what the hell he was doing. He said, “Well, y’all are getting ready to fuck me, ain’t ya? I figured I’d go ahead and get undressed.”

He worked at a mine, so it was all men, and it was the 90s. Everyone knew his sense of humor and everyone loved him.

He was back at work 3 months later.

He died from black lung in 2019. The whole damn community was broken up about it. Everyone who talks about him has some crazy story.

RIP Rolly Poly.

Edit: Fixed it a bit.

Edit 2:

Decided to add a couple pics of him for a bit. God I miss him.

The sex machine shirt is funny, because I’m 90% sure he was only ever with his wife.

God I can’t express how much I miss him. Anyone who ever needed him for any reason, he was there. Not exaggerating. 3 AM and you’re on the side of the road, haven’t talked to Rolly in 10 years, didn’t matter. He was there in an instant.