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Well, what I want to know is, who TF is downvoting The Onion?!?

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9 points

Maybe people who don’t like “wait for it”, “read the whole thing”, or “watch to the end”.

Don’t tell me to do it, tell me why I should do it.

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5 points

People are probably downvoting it because I posted it. 🙄

Some very pathetic person goes through my history regularly and downvotes everything.

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10 points

Well I see you post regularly, and am always grateful for the white-hot memes, shitpost, and factoids! Ty you flying horror. Seriously though squids are gross.

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7 points

You’re welcome and we are not!

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9 points

Probably a squid that’s very jealous about your flying ability

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Gliding Squid is a vindictive person

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4 points

Makes sense. Water-based assholes.

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On reddit I used to downvote a popular poster because they were dominating the space. Not sure that was the right thing to do but don’t take it personal, just keep on doing your thing.

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I don’t take it personally, I think whoever is doing it is very silly.

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