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My dad eats saltines with butter. Not peanut butter. Butter butter.

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Are you my kid?

Hey, empty the dishwasher.

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Maybe heโ€™s my kid. We should do a DNA test.

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It is good, like eating a buttered roll but crunchy.

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Ok, you have to try them with President brand butter. Itโ€™s a cultured butter from France. Itโ€™s the most buttery tasting butter my tastebuds have ever tasted. Itโ€™s all I buy now.

Iโ€™ve seen it at Publix and Walmart. If you can find it give it a try. Itโ€™s better than Kerrygold.

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My Grandma taught me to butter the saltines when we have Chili and to scoop a little chili on the butter saltine. I might need to make some chili tonight now haha

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My grandma taught me to wash and reuse ziplock bags.

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I know I sound disgusting, but sometimes I eat saltines and straight up dip them in/scoop up butter like itโ€™s a dip. Itโ€™s good.

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I do that but I dip them in my tomato soup.

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Thatโ€™s basically a Ritz but simpler.

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I used to eat white rice with butter. Add salt or sugar depending on mood.

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That doesnโ€™t sound bad.

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It was difficult for me to not downvote this comment haha

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For the disgust or an implied perception I think itโ€™s gross? ๐Ÿค”

FWIW: I donโ€™t dislike it; but I prefer PB.

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My personal disgust. Itโ€™s probably not as bad as I think though, in fact Iโ€™m hungry right now and it doesnโ€™t sound nearly as bad.

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I used to do this, but between a pair of saltines and with margarine rather than butter.

I never claimed to be healthy.

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It goes great with chicken soup!

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I mean, American butter or European?

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Europe has their own butter too?

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Yea essentially the requirements to call a product โ€˜butterโ€™ are stricter in Europe and American butter can have a higher water content / lower fat content than European butter. Check out this video for more info: https://youtu.be/gBfFpSMvstU

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You ferment the milk before making butter. Very good. Youโ€™re basically making it out of yogurt or sour cream.

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