Water, like from the toilet?

I’ll 1up you. Take half a sleeve of saltines and put them in a big glass. Pour chocolate milk in the glass until it is half full and stir until thick.

Bottoms up.

On an unrelated note, I disgust my wife.

You greedy communist! If you do that, then Nestle can’t bottle up all that fresh mone–I mean, water, up and help the free market!

Are you my kid?

Hey, empty the dishwasher.

It is good, like eating a buttered roll but crunchy.

My Grandma taught me to butter the saltines when we have Chili and to scoop a little chili on the butter saltine. I might need to make some chili tonight now haha

I know I sound disgusting, but sometimes I eat saltines and straight up dip them in/scoop up butter like it’s a dip. It’s good.

I do that but I dip them in my tomato soup.

That’s basically a Ritz but simpler.

I used to eat white rice with butter. Add salt or sugar depending on mood.

That doesn’t sound bad.

It goes great with chicken soup!

I mean, American butter or European?

It was difficult for me to not downvote this comment haha

I used to do this, but between a pair of saltines and with margarine rather than butter.

I never claimed to be healthy.

I can just sit and eat a whole box of Triscuits if I’m not stopped, so I never buy Triscuits in any of their wonderfully delicious flavors.

I’ll eat a whole damn box before i realize what I’ve done. One day it’s gonna catch up to me and I’m gonna be the next person on my 600lb life

I ate that all the time growing up, also did that with Ritz crackers. Had no idea it was because poor 😓

I’ve never thought of having jam too. I used to eat them with just peanut butter all the time.

Nostagia

good human