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Anon remembers kindergarten(lemmy.world)

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dumbass@leminal.space
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I really want this to be fake and gay.

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RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world
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Anything can be fake and gay as long as you post “fake and gay” first in the replies.

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Mac@mander.xyz
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However tbh, this is the least fake and gay 4Chan post I’ve read since RIP EB.

I feel for OP.

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toynbee@lemmy.world
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What is RIP EB?

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sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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I’ll take the plunge and try:

  • fake: got nothin’
  • gay: OP wasn’t old enough to have sexual feelings, so this experience likely turned them off relationships w/ women

I feel bad for OP. If this story is fake, good job sir or ma’am, you have the makings of a great author.

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