Thats only because they write with emotion in mind, in my opinion. They are trying to evoke feelings and cause dissonance, not lay out an intellectual thesis on the subject.

Im sure they can’t hold a candle to your own peerless prose, king.

It’s unpopular because instead of just saying you don’t like them or personally think they lack depth you go straight to insulting their readers and fans.

Well, the problem isn’t that your take is unpopular, it’s that it’s confusing. You say they only appeal to the unintelligent or immature but you also say you don’t like them. I’m sure you can see the contradiction.