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Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All(theonion.com)

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djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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…we were supposed to be developing the power of friendship? I thought we were all-in on girlkissing!

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Is that now how friendships are made?

This explains why I have no female friends.

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