53 points

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Is that the love between a man and a woman, or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar?

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Depends what the meaning of “is” is.

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NOTICE:

同志们,

爱国 爱党 爱主席

YOU SHALL LOVE THE NATION, THE PARTY, AND THE CHAIRMAN!

习主席 万岁 万岁 万万岁

HE SHALL LIVE FOREVER

让他伟大的领导给世界带来爱 🤗

PLEASE DO NOT RESIST, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE 🤗

rebels will be summarily executed

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Damn! What’s our status on that whole “power of friendship” thing?

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We’ve been riding on the pre-1990s prototype called NATO for a while now but it appears friendship built on premise of fear didn’t quite grow past the “don’t stab me and I won’t stab you” phase.

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I think the people of blahaj are developing the power of friendship.

I suggest we let them cook and only ask them to weaponize it when we need it most.

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…we were supposed to be developing the power of friendship? I thought we were all-in on girlkissing!

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Is that now how friendships are made?

This explains why I have no female friends.

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3 points

it’s called a union

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3 points

30 years of power rangers seasons and still no real progress made.

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4 points

We’re going to need some Plutonium. And a Delorean.

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The good part is if you can get the plutonium once, you can go to 2015 and pick up a Mr. Fusion!

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6 points

Don’t skimp out on the EV conversion.

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2 points

“Just, uh, don’t get anything called ‘Tesla.’ Trust me.”

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