This isn’t the greatest ever, but here’s mine:
Why does the Mississippi flow south?
Because Iowa sucks!
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Similarly:
Q: Why is it so windy in Kansas?
A: Because Nebraska blows and Oklahoma sucks!
Note: I heard this joke a lot during the heydey of the Big 12. Haven’t heard it nearly as much in the last decade or so.