Ohio has had so many astronauts come from that state because people are so desperate to get as far away from it as possible.

A: Did Delaware a New Jersey?

B: Idaho. Alaska.

Just remembered a bad joke I heard in high school.

A: What’s the state where they grow all the potatoes?

B: Idaho?

A: And I da pimp! nearby 14 year olds are all suitably impressed by this clever wordplay

Note: I was B, and A was a preacher’s kid.

If there is ever a tornado warning in Texas just head to the cowboys stadium. No chance of a touchdown there.

A Texan farmer and a German farmer meet in a bar. The Texan brags: “When I get on my tractor and ride around the perimeter of my farm, it takes all day.”
The German replies: “Yeah I also had a piece of shit like that once.”