This isn’t the greatest ever, but here’s mine:
Why does the Mississippi flow south?
Because Iowa sucks!
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Just remembered a bad joke I heard in high school.
A: What’s the state where they grow all the potatoes?
B: Idaho?
A: And I da pimp! nearby 14 year olds are all suitably impressed by this clever wordplay
Note: I was B, and A was a preacher’s kid.