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Don’t forget the conglomerate names:

Microsoft-Activision-Blizzard

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“Well, there was a bit of a stir when it was decided that since corporations are people, they could technically run for president. But President Walt Disney-Pepsi-Comcast has done wonders for the economy… given that it’s… now the economy”

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Don’t blame me I voted for Tim Apple

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Shinra-Mishima-Zaibatsu

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Wayland-Yutani

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Denny’s-Applebee’s-Max

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Omni consumer products.

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I used to call it ActiBlizz. What am I supposed to do now?

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MS ActiBlizz sounds like the next addition to MS Office but they already renamed it to “Microsoft 365”

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Xbox

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Eckbok

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