Meta Platforms. X Corp. tell me those aren’t straight from a strangely prescient cyberpunk classic

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I’m just waiting for Omni Consumer Products (OCP) to open in Detroit.

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Or Allied Commercial-Media Enterprises

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Or E-Corp

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Or Wayland-Yutani

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Exxon Mobile

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Omni is actually a Swedish news aggregator. They just need to expand and change a bit.

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Corporate Consumer Products already makes everything in China… hmm

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114 points

Don’t forget Truth Social. Straight out of ministry of truth.

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And Taco Bell already exists so there’s that

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u/Wogi has been fined three credits for violation of the verbal decency act.

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Oh good, I needed some toilet paper. This three shells thing is bullshit.

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7 points

That’s not new, it’s just new to English. I lot of Soviet countries had pravda.

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Especially when their main selling point is that they don’t do fact checking.

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101 points

Now we just need companies to have their own militaries and then for someone to nuke one of their towers. We’d have the whole nine yards.

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“He burned down half the city just to prove he was right and burned the other half just for fun.”

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3 points

Source? Please.

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He burned down half the city just to prove he was right and burned the other half just for fun.

Cyberpunk

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9 points

No thanks.

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Too bad. There’s no chance this doesn’t happen after the agricultural collapse. Well, the first bit, anyway.

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You should snopes check that one. They did acquire non working ships as payment, but they scrapped em. What you said is technically correct, but oversells it.

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I could absolutely see a not-too-distant future where competitors of megacorps have their assets attacked by the government’s military.

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This has already happened many times. It’s just that those “competitors” are usually referred to as “ordinary people.”

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Sad upvote.

I was thinking more as a mundane mechanism to gain market share though, not necessarily punishment or collateral damage.

…but I guess it applies even then. Sigh.

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6 points

Wake up Samurai…

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Amazon is a standing military or armed navy away from beating the all-time high score.

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91 points

I still think it’s hilarious that Facebook renamed to Meta, and anything they did with the “metaverse” was a huge failure. It’s like they didn’t learn their lesson from Second Life.

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Second Life isn’t owned by Meta. And just by the amount of money Second Life earned, and somehow still earns to this day, it was a pretty huge success. The only real success in the “virtual world” field. It’s not surprising somebody else would try to emulate that success.

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They don’t own it, that means they can’t know about it?

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Why would they learn from a mistake that wasn’t even a mistake and wasn’t theirs to begin with? Like, what is the point you are trying to make?

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I think the confusion begins with your statement that Meta didn’t “learn their lesson from Second Life.” What’s the lesson they should have learned? Why should Meta have learned a lesson from something they didn’t own?

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They should have learned a lesson from Second Life. It was so much graphically better, more sophisticated and immersive even in 2d .

Users had a world where they could build, interact, buy land, make, buy, sell items and art, go to concerts, have virtual sex, attend classes, build a castle , explore, etc, etc. It would have been awesome in 3d.

This was like 20 years ago! Meta had such an opportunity there but instead had half avatars and chat rooms. It sucked.

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A lot of it comes down to the Quest processors as they are just not very powerful. It had to be backwards comparable with the 835 Snapdragon processor form the Quest 1 and that is a 2016 processor. Makes senses it was so basic as they wanted to have many avatars on screen at once so things had the get cut…like legs. Ahahahaha.

I am not defending Meta, but just stating the facts and one of those facts is Zuck has said this is a long game and that it will be at least a decade before the Metaverse becomes something half compelling. I agree with that assessment. It is just not there today, but it will be.

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88 points

Don’t forget the conglomerate names:

Microsoft-Activision-Blizzard

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“Well, there was a bit of a stir when it was decided that since corporations are people, they could technically run for president. But President Walt Disney-Pepsi-Comcast has done wonders for the economy… given that it’s… now the economy”

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11 points

Don’t blame me I voted for Tim Apple

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Shinra-Mishima-Zaibatsu

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Wayland-Yutani

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Denny’s-Applebee’s-Max

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Omni consumer products.

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4 points

I used to call it ActiBlizz. What am I supposed to do now?

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MS ActiBlizz sounds like the next addition to MS Office but they already renamed it to “Microsoft 365”

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Xbox

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Eckbok

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