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What's your most cap sounding no cap? (Don't self snitch, unless the statute is up)

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Grimes snorted Adderall off my glass table right before Oblivion blew up

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dannoffs [he/him]@hexbear.net
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I bummed a cigarette off Jeremy Clarkson in the middle of the desert.

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MaoTheLawn [any, any]@hexbear.net
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Are you Richard Hammond

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dannoffs [he/him]@hexbear.net
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No but he was there.

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MaoTheLawn [any, any]@hexbear.net
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You’re James May then

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dannoffs [he/him]@hexbear.net
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I also got guest listed into a neutral milk hotel show because I was the only barista working that wasn’t star struck by the lawn gnome looking guy and I accidentally made it sound like I tried to get tickets but couldn’t.

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dannoffs [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Two Secret Service guys stood behind me and watched me pee so they could clear the bathroom for John McCain to use.

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