White House says order will ‘make America’s showers great again’ and ‘end the Obama-Biden war on water pressure’

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When I was 20 years older I used to inhale vapor of devil’s lettuce often, and after some serious cases of munchies I was able to produce some horrendous crap, and even then, with infamous Dutch toilet bowls, three flushes was the worst one.

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Yeah but if the lettuce was good, so worth it.

edit: Holy shit I just realized you’re either a time traveler or Benjamin Button.

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Naw, it was just really good lettuce.

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Or too much :)

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